"Girlfriend, I feel your pain". A lovely warm glow of female bonding filled the cubicle.
She gently took the bra off the White Wabbit's head and adjusted its straps.
"Now, this is a Serena Williams. Designed to reduce bounce by 40%"
The White Wabbit looked in the mirror. "Not too shabby" she thought. The cut was flattering.
She did a little Wabbit bounce - looking good.
She bounced again, harder this time. Things were staying put...............
She went into full-on Wabbit bouncy! bouncy ! BOUNCY!..............
"YES! YES! YES!" she screamed, "I will take six!"????????????????????????
Her new friend the sales assistant smiled.