A NEW TEA SHIPMENT
Saunam was as good as his word, and the fresh new tea shipment had arrived on The White Wabbit’s door step.
She nearly tripped over it when going out to empty the tea pot early in the morning. Instead, she landed on top of Husband-Slash-Boyfriend ripping it open with his teeth. He gets very excited when new tea arrives.......
His Swiss Army knife was nowhere to be found, so he had resorted to his primal male instincts. He had made short work on the large box and was triumphantly holding aloft his prize. Saunam had sent a new Purple Kenyan Tea for them to try out.
Husband-Slash-Boyfriend disappeared into his man-cave, shutting the door. The White Wabbit did her usual trick - stomping off down the hall.
“One thousand and one…..One thousand and two….One thousand and three………..” she tip-toed back to the door and placed her listening ear against the wood. She could hear a jug boiling, and a printer printing paper?
H.S.B.: “Well, would you look at that……. I never knew about that”
She heard meowing sounds, and a loud clattering - like breaking china.
H.S.B.: “Get off, you over sized puff ball…. you’ve bloody well crashed my computer AGAIN!”
ADAM (super expensive Rag doll cat with own passport) had been up to his usual tricks.
S.E.R.D.: “ Meow…..Meow ……THUMP……. PURRRRRRRRRRRRR PURRRRR purrrrrrrr”
The White Wabbit could hear more flopping sounds. She knew what that cat was up to; he would have flopped on H.S.B's feet and given him the love eye. She would bet money on it!
H.S.B.: “ Who’s a handsome boy then?"
S.E.R.D.: “ m.e.o.w. purrrrrr purrrr.”
She was right! That cat could suck up to Attila-the-Hun.
H.S.B.: “You can come in if you like”
The White Wabbit found herself tumbling into his office as H.S.B. yanked open his door.
The cat with no shame was perched on his desk, drinking from H.S.B.'s tea cup.
H.S.B.: "he likes it!"
Husband-Slash-Boyfriend thrust a fresh cup at The White Wabit.
H.S.B.: “I reckon it will cure your lumbago......"
TWW: “ I haven’t got lumbago: I have inflammation in my lower back” she hiffed. "The doctor is giving me pills for it!"
H.S.B: “Get that down you and you won’t need the doctor. I've looked it up on the internet - it's bloody marvelous!"
The White Wabbit took in her surroundings, Husband-Slash-Boyfriend had rather a lot of supporting documentation. He must have printed off all globally known information on Kenyan Purple Tea.
It looked like a new tea had just made the White Wabbit Tea Menu.
She was feeling better all ready........